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It's friday! here are some things to read and keep you busy. Besides who really works friday? ;)

Son hires stripper to dance for his father’s funeral

What happens when Medicare covers Viagra? Two 93 year old men arrested for soliciting undercover cop for sex

“My two-year-old daughter loves to drink alcohol-free beer. What consequences can that have?”

Scottish photographer awarded his weight in whiskey… literally

If the police come to your door to serve you summons for a mental health examination…attacking them may not be such a good idea

Woman crashes car after trying to answer phone…manages to save her coffee

Are you tougher than a fifth-grade girl? Depends on who’s holding the taser eh?

Porn-idol? Weekend-Long $4000 a head “porn camp” comes to Tampa Bay

Berlin zoo faces charges for “animal disappearances”, as a Taco Bell opens up next door

Ouch! TSA officers force woman to remove nipple rings

This is why you don’t get rat dogs

Playboy will soon premiere Playboy Philippines, but the magazine won’t have any frontal nudity. We have the same magazine in the US except here it’s called the sears catalog

So I was busy reading lots and lots about the various things that they have in makeup and how they make “makeup” and I have to admit…I’m a little skeptical about makeup now.

1. Sometimes, lipstick contains crushed beetles.
2. Sometimes, perfume contains whale puke (sort of.)

3. Sometimes the most expensive perfumes contain a note called “civet” which in reality should be called what it is. A French perfume ingredient that comes from the anal gland of the civet cat. Yes. And just an example? Chanel No. 5….gasp.